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This video was made by Extra 3 a show of the german 3rd TV channel.
check out thier website
http://www3.ndr.de/sendungen/extra_3/start150.html?
And the OFFICIAL KLAUS KALENDAR
http://www3.ndr.de/sendungen/extra_3/media/klauskalender100.pdf
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Subtitles by Anonymous
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[Moderator]
In in cinemas, starting today: Operation Valkyrie. You know: with Stauffenberg, Hitler, and - of course - Tom Cruise. Last year, he already got a Bambi for his courage. Yes, Tom Cruise really is a brave guy. Here: Monday's "Bild" newspaper. Quote: "Tom Cruise: I, too, would have tried to kill Hitler!".
What? You think that this is not courageous at all? Such a long time after Hitlers death everybody could say that? Well, you are not Tom Cruise, and he is now a Hyper-Thetan-Mega-Alpha-Male in Scientology. And thanks to his Scientology powers, he could have stopped the tsunami and prevent Guido Westerwelle (German Politician) from being born. You don't believe this? Well, then see for yourself in the show with Klaus.
[Title]
Oh! and Bang! storys
Today: Tom Cruise
[Narrator]
This is Tom Cruise. What, you don't know him? No problem, I'll explain to you. As Tom Cruise still was small - well, even smaller than now - he wanted to be a catholic priest. Like this one. In church, however, little Tom always missed out. Oh bother! For the moment, he was pretty fed up with religion. So, he decided to give the sects a try. NO, not INsects, THE sects. Just look: Scientology. Because in Scientology, charity is really important. Well, at least when you give them lots of money. And the best thing is: you get a brain wash for free. "Awesome", says Tom Cruise, "this way i finally get a clean brain!".
The Scientology douchebags are pleased. "We got a superstar making a fool of himself for us. We will be able to promote our sect in every children's room! Awesome!"
[Children]
"Oh - Tom Cruise!"
[Narrator]
Erm, wait a moment, something is missing.
There you go.
[Children]
"Scientology!"
[Narrator]
So, Tom Cruise is clearing up the whole world.
[Tom Cruise at Scientology-Event]
So what do you think, are we gonna clear this planet? Okay.
[Sprecher]
Clearing? "Wait a moment", the germans say. "That's something we know from the past! Nope, thanks. Don't want it."
"No Problem", say the douchebags of Scientology, "We'll just tell the germans that Tom Cruise killed Hitler. Well... almost." And so, not only the german teenies get excited, but also the german celebrities.
[Bambi-Moderator]
The Bambi in the category "Courage" goes to Tom Cruise!
[Sprecher]
See? Scientology brainwashing is working in Germany, too.
And next week: Tom Cruise is meeting for a chit-chat with Ex-Scientologists.
Bye, until next time. Your Klaus.
Find out what Anonymous is:
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Germany:
http://chanology-wiki.info
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